clubpenguinkiller
Anonymous asked:

I think furry porn is hot, but I don't like have a fursona and I'm not super into the whole subculture. Is it cool if I just get off to some bat ladies sometimes or am I poser?

pitbolshevik answered:

are you asking for my blessing to jack off to furry porn

nyxinthestyx
saturnisfallingdown

you can switch to firefox you can install ublock origin you can learn html you can delete tiktok you can read wikipedia just for the fun of it you MUST kill your google brand loyalty where it stands before it can harm you more. the internet is such a beautiful place if only you learn to see and use it right

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

why are birds so cursed

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

A Non-Comprehensive List of Birds That Piss Me Off

1. Dracula Parrot. This thing pisses me off like, a bunch

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2. King Vulture. the felted craft project equivalent of a haunted ventriloquist dummy

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i will never not resent this bird 

 3. Jacana Bird. This is the most unnecessary cursed nonsense. i deserve an apology for having to look at this. I can feel its fingers stroking my ears

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No it does not have SIX FREAKING LIMBS. it’s carrying its stupid creepy spawn under its wings. A+ parents but still, piss off. even the normal 2 legged version isn’t much better

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put those AWAY.

4. The Shoebill, which i’m sure we’re all sick of hearing about. this thing is the epitome of a crappy photorealistic cgi disney villainy. i despise this bird.

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also this is what they look like standing up. i just feel like i shouldn’t have to deal with that, i really do.

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5. Inca Tern. truly, hipsters ruin everything

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6. Tragopan. it looks like a star wars species, which i dislike on principle 

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7. The Secretary Bird. it wears yoga pants.

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also i’m uncomfortable with the length of its eyelashes

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8. finally, i really dislike this one specific parakeet

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in conclusion, these birds exist to haunt me and this knowledge is a burden. birds exist to observe our sin; always watching, they are filled with malice. flee from them

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

this was intended as an humorous post but based on replies some of u have been genuinely cursed i think

i love birbs
veilz
juicedoesthings

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste